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Tenha bastante orgulho de ser super chinesão apenas com verdadeiros asiáticos, os asiáticos nativos. 

Você não está fazendo errado! Mas não com essa galera que não tem nada a ver, entendeu? 🥇🏆🎉

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"You have a very Chinese behavior!!" 

Me?

😅🏀🏀🏀

"Yes, this very military way of yours, very straight-laced, I don’t like it!!" 

But I thought people will love exactly my kind of personality. 

😥🏀🏀🏀

"But not with these people that just came for this event, tomorrow all of them will forget it, this way you'll only scare them! 😡"

Oh, sorry!

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So, your lesson is... 

Be very Chinese only with real Asian people, who undestand very well Chinese culture. 

😅🙏🏀🏀🏀